floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

well that escalated quickly

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Oh tumblr

School starts in less than three hours. I should be sleeping… but….. there’s tumblr

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wordssetinstony:

disneyprincessanna:

joeycontemporary:

in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.

Bitch, please 
image

I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance

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Mothers

I find it fascinating how mothers feel the need to coach us through the same mundane tasks such as doing dishes, every stinking time we do them.

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lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

there could be some accumusatan later in the night

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ravenclaire:

stereksextape:

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?

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what would they rather we do? Go back to hoopskirts and corsets?

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